Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025

Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there

I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing

by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025

Femboy Breeding Day

March 23rd, the day where you breed a femboy the entire day, start to finish, until you've broken their legs and rearranged their guts.

Person 1: "Hey man, yknow it's femboy breeding day today, right?"
Person 2: "Really? Dammit, I need to cancel my plans and go home to my boyfriend immediately so I can give him the breeding treatment..."

by maxiewell March 22, 2025

Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole

“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
“What’s that”

by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025

law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.

I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?

by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018