brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.

Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!

by inimitable07 April 4, 2009

mush brain

Decreased brain function, including (but not limited to) slower reflexes, confusion, and a lower IQ. This condition is observed:

1. In workers who spend greater than 8 hours a day and/or greater than 30 hours a week on excel

2. In North American citizens (particularly men) on the Monday after the Super Bowl

3. In athletes who have experienced many concussions

The professional hockey player was forced to end his career early due to mush brain after having numerous severe

by Mush Brain Patrol March 14, 2012

Soft Brain

Polite way to call a person retarded

hes a democrat. must be a soft brain

by PresidentElectDickPenis January 6, 2021

brain fry

when you're brain overheats from being stuck in one problem for too long, preventing thinking and awareness of you're envirnment

my brain fry! go away, before I... um..... eh.... GO AWAY!!!

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

Brain Spurs

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

Trump got a deferment from Vietnam due to his Brain Spurs.

by Sal'tripin November 11, 2017

Brain Crack

When you have an idea and need to get out as fast as you can, because otherwise your brain becomes addicted to the idea of ideas.

A term created by the YouTube people Vlogbrothers.

When you think "My idea is so important that I have to keep it in my head till I can execute it perfectly" and get this brain crack idea out.

by secretsuperperson April 17, 2009

babin'

To describe a chick that is a always a real babe. Someone that is rediculously hot, is babin'

Hollie is babin'

by coggab September 3, 2011