To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.
Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.
Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.
by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010
Get the Zero Boyfriend ROI mug.A 13 year old boy from the internet that you are dating. Also could be a geeky controlling guy that gets what he wants.
by blkice September 11, 2010
Get the sudo boyfriend mug.Basically the guy you want put he prob doesn’t exist. He takes your scrunchies and gives you his hoodies. Texts you all night. Wants to take you on cute adventures. Is basically your best friend.
by yavscogirl June 27, 2019
Get the Vsco boyfriend mug.The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
by LAURE ST. GEORGES September 15, 2003
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Get the boyfriend mug.A l i A says:
Are we boffl?
Rul the BOY says:
boffl?
A l i A says:
Best online friends for life.
Rul the BOY says:
DUH!
Are we boffl?
Rul the BOY says:
boffl?
A l i A says:
Best online friends for life.
Rul the BOY says:
DUH!
by UHLEEUH January 28, 2008
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Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
by Krashlia March 9, 2021
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