Cock Bandit

A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.

"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone

by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Bandit

Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.

He is a Bandit.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003

bottom bandit

someone who prefers entry to the "gig" through the back doors only, or prefers the role of the doorman - letting people in.

"I heard that guy got done up the arse last night, hes a right bottom bandit"

by Matt n Ben September 18, 2006

Bandism

A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.

Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..

by J Diesel November 22, 2009

Bandites

Another Roblox Youtuber who spends alot of Robux like Tanqr.

"STOP AIMBOTTING BANDITES!"- JJ_Waike

by BEEPBOPBANANAYT July 10, 2020