crazy mad beaver bitch

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.

wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.

by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008

skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

hairy beaver

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

by pajama man sam June 17, 2009

Wooly beaver

Hairy vagina. Slightly hairly. The texture of steel wool.

"That was one hell of a wooly beaver"
"Recycle. Save the Wooly beavers!"

by Tim Nagle July 2, 2006