Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023

bathroom bravery

The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.

Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.

by von groovy July 25, 2024

Bajorkled

I heard this in a dream, I have no idea what it means. All I know is that it is slang for "we are fucked".

"we are bajorkled"

-a man in my dreams two second before dying to something I can't explain.

by I have no maidens July 27, 2024

bathroom break

A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in

Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.

by rzooooo September 7, 2023

Bathroom bitch

Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.

"Alex is my bathroom bitch"

by Sodocan October 8, 2023