balooostered

being very high

James was balooostered at the party bro

by baloostered January 10, 2020

Baloogud

When your sperm isn’t white and you insert it into your own mothers crotch and make colored babies

I baloogud your mom kiddo

by Bongcrucher February 16, 2020

Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men

Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.

by Mkb March 25, 2020

Balloon

When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.

I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon

by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020

Ballooni

The cutest balloon

I want to fuck ballooni

by Googa789 June 5, 2020

Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020