iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Rich

Rich means u have loads of money everyone would wanna be you i mean who wouldn’t

Rich i wanna be that when I’m older

by 123thetruth August 14, 2022

Rich Dick

A wealthy man named Richard

That Richard guy is really rich. Dick is rich. Rich Dick.

by Zike93 January 15, 2019

ugly rich

Youre so wealthy that life just cant help but make you ugly.

Ugly rich ass tycoon.

by breakboy72 March 11, 2021

Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

Hams Riches

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more

Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night

by yoyotgjktgk November 14, 2022