An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.
once saying a sentance or word,
you rhyme it with the following sentance included:
"You Anal ______"
word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.
once saying a sentance or word,
you rhyme it with the following sentance included:
"You Anal ______"
word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.
person 1: I have to go to work!
person 2: you anal stork!!
person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.
all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.
person 2: you anal stork!!
person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.
all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.
by kaelkrawnix October 11, 2009
A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.
Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
by kingKracka February 04, 2010
The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.
by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010
Where anal craftmanship is carried out by a proprietor often without the help of people and or machinery.
The instructor led us in an anal workshop where we experienced an artistic freedom we were otherwise unable to convey.
by Ralphy B August 15, 2007
by Pastamon March 12, 2010
Oh come on dude. I get it. Your horny and you may be at school or at home. BUT REALLY? THE URBAN DICTIONARY? Come on dude you cant do that.. Ill be alr. You will be able to pull. Maybe.
by WaffleWasTaken February 11, 2022
When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.
I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.
by Sluttypumpkin December 01, 2014