alex

person 1: hey whats your name
person 2: alex
person 1: ew bye
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A male who would be the embodiment of amazing if amazing were a thing.
"Hey that was so amazing what you did there! You could be an Alex!"
by Smilexkid March 15, 2016
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A slur for a person (typically with a severe mental disability) who is known for sodomizing farm animals, most commonly horses.

Typically an Alex has no empathy for others and is only driven by sexual impulses and selfish needs

"Alex" is also an alternative word for chode but typically considered smaller than average chodes
Farmer: "That goddermn returded boi is out dere fiddling my horses again!!"
Alex: "Ough you understand me horsie mah life is so hurd"
Farmer : "BOI DONT STICK YUR FINGERS THERE GIT OUTTA HERE! GIT!!!"
Alex: *runs away and trips over fallen skinny jeans *
by The anal annihilator October 09, 2017
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A person who is legitimately the worst person you've ever met in your entire life. Often used to name someone who is obnoxious, fat, has shitty hair, bad glasses, buck teeth, and a lumpy ass. A lot of the time this person will be referred to as a beaverwhale. They will steal anyones boyfriend by being a huge skank with open legs, and have no self esteem or self worth. They usually will start unneccesary drama by saying you are talking about them, so beware of the Alexes in your life, especially the females. Super annoying and really fat most of the time.
J: Wow man she's saying crap about me!

L: Oh she's pulling a total Alex!
by an_alex_victim June 01, 2011
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One who drives very slowly on the interstate, and is afraid of it.
Jeez, did you see that Alex? She couldn't have been doing more than 30 on the freakin interstate! And the whole time she was smoking!!
by Jwess May 30, 2009
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shes such an alex.

stop being so alex.
by poop92 June 07, 2011
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