African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!

by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024

African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 8, 2024

african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly

Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!

by ThatChineseKelvin August 18, 2024

My African

the most loving African you could ever meet. He will always care for you and be there for you even when yall aren't talking!! He's the best at communicating and puts you as one of his top priorities. HE IS VERY LOYAL AND WILL CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE. he will get you attached with out even trying and you will even fall inlove. He's very good at soccer. My African is very fine even though he might not agree with it most of the time. But "my African " only belongs to anaile Natalia Valtierra!!.

Girl 1: look at my African he's fine fineee

by Anailes man March 7, 2023

My African

He is a very sweet African and very fine. He tends to put you as one of his top priorities and will love you for you. He is actually a beaner but looks more African then anything. He is very sweet and very loyal. He is good at communicating and can make you fall inlove w/o even trying to. He will honestly get you attached. He has very good style and Likes to go to quinces especially to dance. He has many green flags but you cant know all of them bcus you might fall inlove. But "my African " only belongs to Anaile Natalia Valtierra. So fck off of "my African "

Girl 1: my African is fine fine

by Anailes man March 7, 2023

African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.

Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.

by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025