april 16

National smack a bitch day

Yo did you hear April 16th is National smack a bitch day imma smack the girl who was talkin shit today

by Badbitch86 May 25, 2018

april 8

A birthday for a very important person

Hey today is April 8th

by 98274 April 8, 2019

April 11

Only cute girls who are Aries are born on this day !!!

Guy; Are you born on April 11?
Girl; Yeah, why ?
Guy; that’s a sexy day to be born on

by __viviana__ October 27, 2019

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

by Jenjers January 2, 2012

April 10

April 10 day is the birthday for intelligent, smart, beautiful and kind people. If your friends birthday is on the 10th of April, make sure to hold onto them very tightly, as you won't find anyone like them ever again.

Friend : Is her birthday really on the 10th April?
Friend 2 : I knew she was born on April 10! She's so amazing.

by april_10_lover March 26, 2020

Applw

Good job on the misspell, jackass

You hit the 'W' key instead of the 'E' key. Good job. You have successfully flunked your spelling test because you said 'applw' instead of 'Apple'

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016