ape sex

The act of penetration in ape-manity; apes having sexual interactions.

" That's some hot ass ape sex!"

by Buttwipe6789 July 13, 2017

Greedy little apes

A term for people or humankind as a whole.
Because they are so closely related to apes that it makes no difference and for the recognition that most people are extremly selfish and will do anything for money from working themselves to death to pulling a scam ect.

They are just greedy little apes.

by Judge dreed7 April 26, 2011

backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

#ap shit crazy

#ap shit crazy is when your diamond Audemar Piguet watch is losing its mind

"BrO mY wAtCh Is BrOkEn #ap shit crazy"

by jaydaddyjay May 27, 2018

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

DDD Planet Of Ape

The act of launching your spouse through the roof of your home landing her in the bed of your 85 Chevy shiane and proceeding to rail the living shit out of her.

I was diving by your house yesterday and saw your parents preforming ddd planet of ape.

by Uncle Doug butter June 4, 2022

Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.

I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021