by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.
by father maggot July 21, 2024

"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."
"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."
"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."
by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

by anonymous November 19, 2023
