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awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.
cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*
by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011
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camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.
Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.
by Roy Moore December 15, 2017
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midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.
My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese
by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019
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Cheese Water

When you put American Cheese in water then microwave it it becomes Cheese Water
Bruh Jeremy made some good ass Cheese Water
by Sebastian💀 April 3, 2019
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Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
by Crewza October 10, 2015
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Mac and cheese

The food that beats any food including Mac and cheese itself it's better than any rich man or god/goddess it will cure your depression and it's best friends with Jesus Christ. Mac and cheese is the best.
Person:All hail Mac and cheese

Your mum:I love Mac and cheese

Girlfriend: I am leaving you for Mac and cheese
by The_wise_one_no1 March 28, 2019
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