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front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).
LOL, you just got front necked.
by Dounk February 8, 2017
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Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.

- refuses to take naps on any trip.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
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Front Bottom Immunity

The belief of self-entitled and often bitter females that their gender will irrationally excuse them from the consequences of both behaving unreasonably and of ignoring legal obligations such as Court Orders and the like
Petra refused to let her ex see any of his children relying on her front bottom immunity to excuse her from the potential criminal consequences of not allowing the children to enjoy the company of their father
by notfunny33 December 26, 2019
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Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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Front Puddle

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!
by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
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Front busting

Pertaining to Graffiti. Front busting is whenever toys follow rules that dont have any valid credentials and/or following rules made by someone who is irrelevant to the culture.
A toy asked "How do you feel about side busting?" kan2 replied "Dudes who follow side busting rules are tottaly front busting."

" front busting might get yo ass whooped."
by Kan2 May 13, 2021
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