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screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.
She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!
by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020
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Zelda Zombie

1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda
I've been playing Legend of Zelda so much this weekend that I've turned into a Zelda Zombie
by gothicgirl143 March 12, 2012
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Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".
Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.
by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012
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Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."
by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020
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zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.
I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.
by opalcala January 14, 2020
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taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.
Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn
by zjohns May 19, 2010
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Furniture Zombie

When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.
Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.
by TheFurnitureGal April 26, 2011
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