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Your Grounded

The dreded words out of a parents mouth.
The porcess -
1.Parents Make up some BS thing.
2.Big argument
3:YOUR GROUNDED!!!!11oenoneelevetyone
by Woot October 7, 2003
mugGet the Your Groundedmug.

your mother

a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard
your mother was amazing
by trumothafucka May 23, 2006
mugGet the your mothermug.

your penis

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
by hakin commie May 20, 2018
mugGet the your penismug.

your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.
Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!
by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004
mugGet the your mummug.

your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming
by fort awesome November 14, 2010
mugGet the your mommingmug.

Your selling

Your selling means like messing up or saying something your not supposed to
Man 1: your SELLING brooo
by sammey_ce June 5, 2023
mugGet the Your sellingmug.

Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.
She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na
by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019
mugGet the Your Mommug.

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