When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
Get the Woke Up Chris Breezymug. the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
by soultrip September 26, 2022
Get the wokemug. by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018
Get the woke ‘n’ tokemug. today woke means the opposite of what it used to mean. being woke today means to be indoctrinated and brainwashed by the left and to find social injustice and racism in eveything especially when there is none at all. (their job is to make it all about racism or some other form of hatred towards minorities). it means to have the victim mentality and expect everyone else to have the victim mentality (unless you're white). it means to hate white people for no reason while claiming its not racism because hating white people isn't racist. it means to favor tiny minority groups and segregate them from white people. it is about cramming lifestyles of gay people and other morally corrupt minorities in the public's face (especially children) and demanding you accept them.
by KODEN August 31, 2025
Get the Wokemug. by Gameify January 16, 2024
Get the Wokemug. Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.
by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024
Get the Wokemug. A slang term used to describe someone who is awake, as in aware; enlightened; brought out of the darkness; the blinders having been removed; having taken the "red pill" (a reference to The Matrix) wherein the person is brought out of a false reality into actual reality; finally seeing the big picture; no longer asleep about an issue; someone who finally gets it.
He finally realized the issue that in American the problems we are facing are being pushed by the far-Left narrative, which has hijacked the term "liberal," the media, the education system, and the Democrat party. He is woke.
She is woke to the fact that Americans are being pitted against each other by the powers-that-be.
She is woke to the fact that Americans are being pitted against each other by the powers-that-be.
by HotDJDave June 7, 2020
Get the Wokemug.