window jump

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit

The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.

by johnson7365 March 3, 2007

windows vista

piece of shit that should have never happened, cost the microsoft more than it cost you

that is just a windows vista(a.k.a crap and/or shit)

by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

Windows Vista

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.

Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.

by MS-DOS August 1, 2012

beer window

The sliding rear window of a truck allowing easy access to the beer cooler up against the front of the truck's box and also allowing any passengers in the cab of the truck to dispose of their empty beer cans or bottles into the box of the truck without littering

Dude, will you reach thru the beer window and grab me a cold one from the cooler.

by tmeister79 August 3, 2012

Window of Enthusiasm

A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.

Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.

by On the Buses November 23, 2020

Windows XP

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).

No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021