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Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).
These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.
by Not-underscore April 30, 2020
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winter widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL day. Time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"

snow widow
by Jbjcarol April 23, 2018
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hunting widow

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL
by mol3mole April 6, 2004
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Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.
Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough
by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021
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Windows 10

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!
by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014
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Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.
Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"
by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009
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