Dont Wanna Watch Bumbaclaude No More

When your too wasted to even function; usually said with a jamacian accent.

I drank that whole fifth by myself...i dont wanna watch bumbaclaude no more

by Tyler Solis September 8, 2007

wannabe drift king

Similar to a ricer, basically anyone who has watched too many Fast and Furious movies.

any with "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage is a wannabe drift king

by mcbule December 16, 2007

Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

I don’t wanna go

A sentence along with i don’t feel so good said by Spider-man (tom holland portrayal), before his death in infinity war that triggers the spider-man/marvel/tom Holland fandom.

Person A: I don’t wanna go...
Person B: *crying* you know how I feel, why would you say that?
Person A: ...
Person B: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know that I’m trying to be happy, to see if it’ll work out here and I know that it’s not

by snredipity June 22, 2018

Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

by mockyeah October 28, 2009

Wanna hop on Among Us with me?

Contrary to "Hop on Among Us", "Wanna hop on Among Us" is a slang term, begging for rough sex of any kind. The functioning difference is that "Wanna hop on Among Us" can be used in a heterosexual context and is mostly used by females.

Woman: Hey, Baby. Wanna hop on Among Us with me later? *Secretly wanting to be slammed into the headboard*

Man: Wow! YES!

The woman asked the man, "Wanna hop on Among Us with me?" because she is horny as hell, but wants to maintain plausible deniability.

by ComputersAreCool February 16, 2021

wannabee

Someone who sees someone cool and then wants to be exactly like them
or
a person trying to be goth/scene/emo whatever...
There are a numer of these people at my school. They are all thirteen, they all have sidepartings and they all love HIM and bullet for my valentine. They all have stupid pictures of themselves looking shocked and pathetic and they all slit their wrists because someone who isnt a wannabee totally pwns them. A wannabee usually goes to see one band in there life, and that band wil always be my chemical romance.

wannabee: OMGF!!! my mum wont let me dye ma hair </3 </3
mcr fo lyfe!!!: *gasp* *hand over mouth* omg./ wat u gonna do?
wannabee: well when this girl is so totally wanna bum wasnt allowed she totally slit her wrists!
mcr fo lyfe!!!: lolz! that will so totally show them

by lol@aids December 10, 2006