Wakewasher

A bossy twit who thinks their military status makes them the leader and makes their orders the most important. Usually from the navy or some other branch of military.

"A little wakewasher like you doesn't tell me what to do."
- Hercules (Tugs. Episode 5: Munitions)

by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024

Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

Wakepee

The event when you attempt to sleep in but your bladder wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep but you can’t.

Bro I hate wakepee

I just woke up and wakepee

by Iceskaterqueen87! March 8, 2025

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025

wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee

We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.

by Interiorfix March 25, 2025

wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.

Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.

by QuacksO March 27, 2025