German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

Wholphin

A hybrid resulting from a bottle nose dolphin mother and a false killer whale father.

If Chris had a pet wholphin, he'd name it Wolphy.

by RockandRoar September 26, 2008

Whoomp

Used by 90's and 20's kids as a way to say ''shit'', ''fuck'' or any other swear word depending on the context

''This whoomps, we've had bad luck all week''

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho March 6, 2011

Ass whomp

Landing on , smashing , or crushing someone with your ass , butt , or booty

I am going to ass whomp you so hard you will be flat.

by G.Daddy January 4, 2016

whoopi

A large, juicy, deep, stinky fart.

Travis made the biggest whoopi in Kevin's room.

by JohnnyTsunami September 5, 2003

Whooped

(n.) Chance Downs

Stop being whooped by your girlfriend and come to Cafe Mozart with us tonight to get hammered.

by CCHI February 13, 2009