dolphin water

Unsweetened tea.

I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.

by Brynn Harley August 20, 2017

Save water

What you say to a partner when you would like to shower with them. Sometimes seen as conserve water

"Christina, the average person uses 17 gallons of water when showering, why don't we save water."

by Needlestick October 23, 2017

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.

My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon

by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

by boochslaya February 21, 2020

3am Water

The best fucking water you will ever have in your fucking life.

Dude did you have 3am water yet?
Nah why
I swear they put drugs in that

by Actually the toaster March 24, 2022

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009