box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010

mexi-wagon

Another term for a minivan considering that many Mexican own minivans and need them to fit several people in it earned the name Mexi-wagon.

Guy 1: Dude did you see how many Mexicans got out of there?

Guy 2: It's called a Mexi-wagon bro.

by You're incorrect December 10, 2015

shasta wagon

A vehicle that has accesories such as rims, paint job, tires, stereo, etc. that are worth more than the car they are on.

That pinto with the spinner rims is such a shasta wagon!

by pixidusthoney June 2, 2010

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022

Meat Wagon

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv

Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.

by very accurate May 29, 2017