Tractor Dick

A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft

Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.

by CashInTheClutch January 30, 2019

Tractoe

A condition that one friend has

Abbie: “Where’s your tractoe located Rikita”
Rikita: “A lady never reveals...”

by NotRikita January 30, 2021

ass'traction

the act of pulling ones head out of their ass.

Monty has been such a jerk lately. He really needs an ass'traction.

by Mistress Kimberly February 13, 2008

brown tractor

A racial derogatory term for Hispanics or those of Hispanic descent

Fuck off, you brown tractor piece of trash!

by Morneau July 17, 2016

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

Tactical Spew

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again

drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.

by Huge-G November 16, 2010

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 28, 2014