Toothy Tile

another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.

by Danneel September 28, 2008

saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

Toothfairy

An inferior, winged creature, who steals peoples teeth, and replaces them with pathetic sums of money.

Also, can be used in referance to someone who sheeps their friends, trying to look big and clever.

Look at them two, Lou is such a Toothfairy when it comes to Elaine.

by Ann Onamys November 14, 2006

toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.

You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead

by Amish Kid July 13, 2004

toothpick stare

The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.

What's wrong with George, he looks dazed.

-Yea, he has a toothpick stare going on.

by T.J. Dubz February 28, 2008

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

toot jar

a jar that one farts into in order to conceal the smell for a future indiviual to enjoy. Toot Jars usually have a tight plasic lid so none of the smell escapes.

Ryan gasped as he opened the lid of my toot jar and took a great wiff.

by Jason9 September 18, 2006