A sorority girl who shares a toilet with another sorority girl in the sorority house. Toilet buddies tend to spend Tuesday nights together watching teen pregnancy shows and talking about douchebags who treat girls wrong. Toilet buddies look out for each other, especially when one of them is hugging the toilet, or "throne of enlightenment."
by gretchdogg August 6, 2011
Get the Toilet Buddymug. To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).
hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
by Niceguy October 29, 2006
Get the punctuate the toiletmug. The action of throwing 1 sheet of toilet paper into the toilet, then when you pee, you direct your aim towards it, therefore it makes it look like the sheet of paper is dancing.
by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009
Get the Toilet Dancemug. A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
Get the downstairs toiletmug. The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.
What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
Get the Toilet Papermug. when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is FUBAR
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is FUBAR
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010
Get the toilet blockmug. A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007
Get the Toilet stalkermug.