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holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.
We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011
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Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.
On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
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taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.
Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain
by baconbyts May 19, 2017
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
by Deezerman October 3, 2016
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