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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
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Result in the death of police officers

Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
mugGet the Police spoonmug.

Transition Police

'Transition police' is used to describe people who gate-keep other people's transitions from one sexual orientation to another. The LGBT community favors access, and inclusion, and is not a restrictive community. It supports liberation. Transition police often try to restrict access, and decide whether other people can belong to the sexual identity that they have chosen for themselves.
Andrew: How was last night?

Megan: I thought I was lesbian, but now, I think I might be Bi.

Andrew: Well, you can't just say that because you had a great time Provo-Soaking with Ozi...

Megan: Quit being transition police!

Andrew: Oops! My bad.
by anonymous November 24, 2022
mugGet the Transition Policemug.

andy summers the police

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police
by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022
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Police

Private occult leading in control enforsement
Did you know the real actual definition of police is ; Private, Occult, Leading, In, Control, Enforsement.
by Ronald kneef May 6, 2018
mugGet the Policemug.

Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
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