Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Josh Gardener

Mad cracked at rapping, gets a bit angry when he sees, hears or thinks of the word 'Fluuuky'.

You heard of that insane rapper Josh Gardener.

by TheRealNinja151 November 29, 2021

Garden of Eden

A nick name for a woman's pubes

"Babe, I am just popping out for my Garden of Eden waxing appointment."

by KitKat Safari December 22, 2022

Grow A Garden

A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities

For a better Def go play the game on Roblox

Yo bro lets hop on Grow A Garden

by Absolute Rizzler May 25, 2025

Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

garden kisses

A kiss only the flowers of a garden could give you 💕

The new blossom gave me the garden kisses I so truly admire 💕

by Foreverlonelyyy March 30, 2023