iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.

My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.

Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.

by SubOhm June 27, 2023

Bosting Steamer

Where oral sex is given whilst the recipient is excreting sat on the toilet

Lovely Friday night planned, gonna have a turd while the Mrs sucks me off. Bosting steamer

by Cookiemonster233 November 2, 2021

Cebu Steamer

Exactly like a Cleveland Steamer but it's lumpia.

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.

by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024

hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018