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Santa

Santa is like a unicorn
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
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Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)
by Susanea September 2, 2020
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Santa

The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this
by Sir.Person August 31, 2020
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Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach
Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian
by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018
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Santa Clarita

A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and Nowadays full of crime. Obviously, known for Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after Covid pandemic. Crime has drastically increased. I mean just look at some of the stories on the instagram page, Whatsupscv. Santa Clarita is also know to be super boring, bland, racist, and Karenish. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class blue collar white people. They mostly drive lifted trucks and sometimes rep a confederate flag on their vehicles. Mostly garbage white people. Some of these white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur/term, “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Some of them can be white supremacists. Just remember most racist people especially, “white trash people,” are dumb, unsophisticated, and unintelligent. Meaning these white people are the low tier certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC, the community college in Santa Clarita because they are too dumb to get an AA degree. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Most of them are just generic average looking chicks.
Oh, Santa Clarita. A city that has always been known to be boring, bland, racist, and full of Karen’s nowadays. Now a city that is also full of waaay more crime and tons of businesses/restaurants have shut down since 2019-2023. This city always regresses and becomes worse every year. Maybe, one day Santa Clarita will improve for the better? No wonder people end up moving or going to LA/OC/SD area on the weekends because the city isn’t really entertaining besides Six flags Magic Mountain.
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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