Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022

amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga

Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker

by Noah budaii November 13, 2017

tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

Parker

super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people

wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds

by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021

Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021