mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.

Bobby you mouse.

by dank meymeys May 25, 2016

Rasta mouse

Gorgeous

Peng
Lovely
Jamaican

Look at that rasta mouse

by slagging off May 14, 2016

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018

Sea Mouse

When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.

Seamus - Sea mus - Sea Mouse

by The Ark Maker February 4, 2018

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "

female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time

by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017