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fat dan

some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.
brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
by Loz December 16, 2004
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thunder dan

He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.
by jejacket October 10, 2004
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afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.
Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.
by $yphili$ October 26, 2009
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Dan Aviation

Dan is a Rfs ytb :troll: sub to him or your brain will stop working

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by WinsAviation March 23, 2022
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joe dan

a nice guy who always tries to please others. very smart and funny as heck. he'll support you no matter what, and you'll fall in love with his gorgeous eyes.
person 1: have you met joe dan? he's such a nice guy.
person 2: yeah, i want to marry him.
by amitoooldforwarriorsyet October 10, 2018
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Dan Pay

Dan is the beast from the east is a fantastic drummer and will make love all night long. There's no way Dan Pay will do ya. He is normally chilaxed but will go off at any moment this, is Dan Pay
Dude, is that Dan Pay! I heard he had sex with 3 girls last night and made them all squirt! Is that even possible!!?!?!
by marcth th assassin May 9, 2014
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dan hunt

A guy who gets no pussy but loves to think he does
wow that guy is such a dan hunt
by COVID 19 March 26, 2020
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