The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
Get the Bump n' Scrollmug. by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017
Get the shrug n' tugmug. In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
Get the shake n’ wakemug. by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017
Get the Stop n' Plopmug. by PlankinLife December 30, 2016
Get the plank 'n blowmug. Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.
What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.
by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010
Get the Fail n' Bailmug. Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Get the Skype ‘n Wipemug.