pussy tea

Just like a normal teabag, with the taste of pussy, so it is just like tasting a pussy, but without the commitment.

Man I need to get me some of that pussy tea.

by Idea machine March 30, 2020

sippin on tea

Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.

Where have you been? Sippin on tea!

by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

detox tea

A tea that makes you loose weight

Eg: I want to detox using my detox tea.

by Vee zii October 6, 2020

tea bath

getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.

have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D

by poopycock. August 26, 2013

Twilight Tea

Menstrual flow

Edward loved Bella so much it pained him, but he could not drink her wine. Even so, Bella would welcome him home from prowling with Twilight Tea at least once a month.

by meteorologist2010 February 14, 2012

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011