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taking laxatives

"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
by Laxative trafficker April 4, 2011
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Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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Toping

Tope, toped, toping

means to get crunk (crazy drunk). Been in use since the 1700's returned to more frequent use in hip hop.
Me and the boys are toped.

She was toping.
by Soviet J December 20, 2015
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tokin up

ELIAS WAS TOKIN UP THIS WEEKEND WITH BRUNO
by radonrandell October 2, 2016
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Taking Over the N Word

When you're playing a MOBA and your team is way ahead.
"As an intellectual, I can say with full confidence that Lucio, the discerning hero, is the sole reason that we're taking over the n word.
by YosephLikesBiThings January 16, 2018
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Taking the knee

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
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