Taint

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.

This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!

by AT256 October 19, 2019

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017