music teacher

a person who teaches music

Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying

by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022

Music obscurist

An obscure music listener who pretty much judges music by their obscurity than the actual music. Try going on sites like Sputnikmusic.com, last.fm, rateyourmusic or something like that or even youtube, and there will be some obscurists there. Usually they deny that fact that they are an obscurist and get batshit insane if you point it out. They may say they listen to whatever approves to their ears. However, often you'll notice that depending on what site they're on, if you look on their playlists on youtube or scrobbles on last.fm, everything there is ultra obscure music that hasn't made even 5 sells yet. Some will also point out the "true" and "false" of genres. Anything they like,they say is automatically underground,even if it has been famous before. Anything they hate, regardless of the popularity, they call mainstream or "hipster faggotry". Some people sometimes call these people "music elitists". However, they aren't necessarily elitists for this. They definitely are purists though. Some will say that all punk rock must be underground otherwise it's "poser punk", despite that the Ramones, the Clash and Sex Pistols were really popular, and even the Ramones are still famous today. Even a lot of punk bands have appeared on Guitar Hero so thus, that's completely stupid to think.

Normal guy: Hey, I heard you like metal music. You like Megadeth or Pantera or even Job for a Cowboy?
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.

by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 July 26, 2013

Jeopardy Music

That doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sound that plays during Ginal Jeopardy on the TV show, but when someone asks a tricky question in real life, a douchebag will probably repeat it for annoying sound effect purposes.

George: What's the capital of South Dakota?
Mike: Ummm....
George: Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo...
Mike: Stop playing the Jeopardy Music it's so annoying!

by notinsouthdakotalolzerz August 4, 2012

Talk music

In the context of Gospel Music, usually in the Black African-American church, soft, mellow background music (usually inspired by real Gospel and Soul music songs) that is played on a Hammond Organ or piano during a worship service in church at a time where music is not not central focus of the activity going on, but the music helps settle the peaceful mood during whatever activity is going on, such as offering, announcements, or sometimes even during the sermon.

Many Gospel musicians know how to play Talk Music in the Black Church.

by A Black Smartass from America January 16, 2021

Tumblr Music

The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr

Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!

by Donkey Dick Daryl November 26, 2017

Country Music

A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.

Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

Soyboy music

Music that is generally only liked by soyboys I.e. people with low testosterone. Popular examples are generic pop music (Avril Lavigne,..) and Indie music (Die Antwoord).

" Boy look at this dude listening to soyboy music."

by NotJojoYaYeet June 27, 2019