bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 09, 2017

going bacon

1. having a long streak of success e.g. in a video game.
2. the next stage of going ham.

A: that guy is having the biggest kill streak I've ever seen !

B: ... yep, he's going bacon !

by ThyHollowOne December 28, 2015

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta April 04, 2016

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022

Brodie bacon

A spastic who is fit and autistic

Did you hear brodie bacon is doing princess trust

by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017