jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

Anger Tea

Booze. Usually tequila.

Barkeep, one shot of that anger tea easy

by helloexclamate March 26, 2019

Queen tea

the superior being to all. She is sexy , hot, cute,and fun to be around

who is that
she must be queen tea, she looks amaaaaaaaazing

by The One and Only Queen Tea December 4, 2018

Shit tea

When a man shits an a girls mouth and makes tea out of it and drinks it

Oh nick just drank shit tea

by Nogtaunrbff December 21, 2020

tea drips

When you’re tea bagging and a little cum come out and drips on the person being tea bagged

I Like to give my girlfriend tea drips

by PrettyPenny73 March 1, 2019

get this tea

Listen to this Gossip...Listen to this shit

"Hoes y'all sleep well if you ain't honey wake up and get this tea!!"

by Gnite the time November 29, 2015