Shit Sticker

Someone who hangs around you for too long and never goes away.

Quit hanging around me and go home, your such a shit sticker.

by jamboots July 29, 2009

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

hunk of meat on a stick

A hottie who your friends try to hook you up with. You'll love it and hate it at the same time.

There was a guy across the street and he was a hunk of meat on a stick and it was so embarassing.

by paige babe November 2, 2006

stick pussy

The penis of a "she-male."

As used in a Savage Love column April 2006:

A taste for she-male cock—a.k.a. "stick pussy"—is exclusive to straight-identified males

by Avid reader April 25, 2006

holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Disco Stick

Worst cover-up word for penis out there. Just please, don't use it. If you're a fanfiction writer and use this, please don't write fanfiction anymore. I will most likely cry.

Fanfic: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

meat-stick

The part of his body a man is most proud of - your schlong, cock, wang, bitch-wacker ... whatever ... its amazing ... just call it God!

Hey guys let's limber up our meat-sticks with a circle jerk and then go bang some bitchmeat.

by superjock November 5, 2007