Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten

"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"

by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019

Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

Suicide Circle

Involves two or more people to stand in a circle or opposite each other, each holding a gun in their right hand aiming to the next person to the rights head. All persons in the circle will then count down from ten, and on zero will simultaneously pull their triggers.

Dude, wanna make a suicide circle?

by fuknsquagle July 3, 2023

Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

Suicidal Dropkick

A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.

Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.

by spatenoptimator January 5, 2012