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Stuffy dick

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.
Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"
by NotBraden December 31, 2018
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Stuffy Cummy

Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.
Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me
by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 27, 2020
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Shtuff

Hey wanna come over and do shtuff?
by Indominus Rekt em May 9, 2018
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That's tuff

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole
guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff
by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019
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smuff

a cross between a glomp and a huggle
*smuffs* ^^
by Christine September 20, 2003
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smuff

A term used to make a point that something not intellectual has been spoken.
Kate: Veal is good.... Oh... but I've never had it before...
Shilo: Smuff! (Very loudly, to make your point obvious)
by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003
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don't scuff mah rockports, yo

the one funny thing oliver ever said.
"hey, dont scuff my rockports, yo!"
by g miffy October 23, 2003
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