Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Crusty Salt Worm

A fat redhead acting like a fucking dickwad on Spring Break.

You are a crusty salt worm.

by Dr. McMantooth March 29, 2009

salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

by g geiger August 8, 2006

salt factory

Peter Lund...Ben Litwin...Carter Lee...Ian Foley...anyone who is feeling really salty, so salty that you could salt a pretzel with all that salt.

Peter was like a salt factory when he read the definition of sar sar.

by Bleeding Gums murphy April 25, 2005

salties

In a basketball game, when a male player jumps up to shoot the ball and another player is waiting for the rebound, the guy shooting might rub his balls in the other man's face/mouth. This is similar to sucking the salt off of a peanut's shell, hence, salties.

John: SLAM DUNK!
Aaron: Yeah, but I feel bad for the other guy.
John: Why man?
Aaron: Did you see that?! He got some salties.
John: Sick dude.

by biggestdadddy December 7, 2009

salt line

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

by samer_exodos July 27, 2016

Salting

When a male ejaculates on someone.

Yo, I totally ended up salting them hoes last night.

by squidman47 October 14, 2011