Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007

sprite remix

when you drink it, it's as if you're choking on gummy bears.

sprite remix is crap

by monotone_man January 10, 2005

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007

skritty

the act of being horny for a beer. need to drink a cold one like a crack hoe needs crack.

im skritty as fuck right now. i need a beer so fuckn bad.

by $nowman'$exy April 7, 2010

sprite in tha 213

An phrase used in a note sent to a very special beautiful girl

Shae openes locker and finds a note and it says sprite in tha 213 meaning she must be special.

by spritefullavittt February 9, 2022

Spirit of Justice

The 6th main series game in the Ace Attorney series. It's also the worst game in the series as a whole.

Person 1: "Spirit of Justice fucking sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah"

by Pidgeomn January 3, 2023