splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)

HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH

by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

Clit N' Split

When you get trashed and you have sex with a chick and then run off to do another {sex)(Drunk){Clit}{Trashed}{Vagina}

Last night i was on a Clit N' Split rampage!

by jakd January 9, 2008

Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Split the Back

sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs up in a split off to each side as he rams his hard knob straight into the love spot from behind

I gave that bitch the Split the Back!

by JBut December 25, 2007