Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere

Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!

by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting

Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey

by D0gm3at August 3, 2019

the spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

chick skids

Skid marks left in the shitter by a woman.

Eww! Which one of you ladies left the chick skids in the crapper?

by JLO70 July 23, 2021

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

deaf as a spider

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.

Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!

by Jman71 September 25, 2011