Sandy Brownie

The act of cunnilingus with an African-American woman on a sandy beach.

-How was you trip to Miami Jim?

-Pretty good, had a few sandy brownies.

by Miillard Hunt October 14, 2011

Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger

"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."

by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011

sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.

sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.

by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012

Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.

My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.

by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013

Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.

Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013